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tastykake:

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vladislava:

when a jewish holiday is coming up but you can’t remember which one

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"God of our fathers, we have no calendars, and no clue what we should be doing right now. We hope this is at least partially correct. Amen."

"blessed are you oh lord our g-d, ruler of the universe, who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach….. some season. not sure which. definitely one of them, though."

So accurate HAHAHAHAHAHA

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clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs
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I really miss the feeling of liking someone so much your tummy feels like it’s eating itself. I didn’t really feel that with my last boyfriend, and my boyfriend before that didn’t feel it with me. I’ve been trying to force it ever since I’ve gotten out of my soul-crushing relationship last December (but I hadn’t really felt anything since last August or so), but you can’t force these things. So I’m not going to. But I still miss it a lot, and I hope I find that again soon because that’s one of my favorite feelings.

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circumcising:

are we gonna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

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